# ok so like on the one hand
i definitely did not follow directions (queue deadpan understatement)
but on the other hand i did just pick up a rad vitality injector
mind you that chair did just move on it's own
(talks to chair): "don't do that; cease that kind of thing right now"
when the day's going bad so far but a quick perk can temporarily lift the spirits
that is moments before the icy cold plunge into hardcore supernatural survival horror
probably complete with giant chattering insects
the kind place that lulls one into a false sense of security
nothing in the past eighteen rooms completely empty except a few random bottles of blinking eyes
and then suddenly you get rushed by something so immediately unnerving
your asshole is scared right off your body and proceeds to clatter around on the floor
an old fossilized fart smelling cheerio
// republic of bob