# latest republic productivity news now at 3.5x speed already stinking-rich privileged protestant workaholic ethic booklickers hustle culture grifters and sociopathically toxic 'productivity'(tm) influencer guru biosynths also known in scene as 'abdaals' - greasy dead eyed slangers of empty dreams and padded-out effort challenged hyper generic advice videos - just got freshly baked cream pies in ir faces by anonymous heroes of the republic who then flashed up two middle fingers at the camera while shouting "capitalism is terminally boring!" before proudly showing off ir hastag antiwork tshirts and moonwalking off camera like a badass yeet incestuous bs productivity affiliate circle jerk 'courses' cults into primordial sized black holes today calling all 'abdaals': you horrible little notification bell ends take your minimal desktop setups and zettlecasten maple wood analog premium starter kit card holders with you back to algorithmic elf systematized time management corporate bingo bs heck // republic of bob