# captain condescension and the condescendatrons all hail captain condescension ey has a little shelf gripper stick with which to take off your cap this is so ey can super annoyingly pat you on the head while mansplainin' to - sorry i mean at you you see it causes the captain physical pain to try and think down to your level so the idea is to always do ir a favor and just try harder not to be so dense meanwhile ir seething mass group of angry flans swarming around the captain's perfection aura nod ir heads in stark unknowing agreement at everything they say pretty soon nodding themselves into ir preferred ideological coma remember researchers to meet the captain is a privilege at not at all like standing there being whipped to deff by sarcastic scented shoelaces // republic of bob