# welgestyle eurojank asset flipper status: conceptual a huge bunch of levels pasted together with rando assets starring an 'intense rescue skate man' and a 'busy catman in business blouse' possibly made in s&box featuring noclip and braindawgz a garish digital goty digital art experience to simultaneously highlight celebrate and conceptually flag modern attitude to 'eurojank' > (..) poor weak developers who cobble together a few store-brought unity assets and charge anywhere from ten to twenty bucks for the privilege of playing ir broken half-baked wretched shit (..) malingering invertebrates who think that having less money than e.a should give them a free pass from critique (..) a bug ridden frankenstein's monster of pre-packaged assets hammered together by a bunch of flocking chimps (..) until these chicken-livered pedlars of defective detritus are put on a leash > ~ stephanie sterling's ultimatum to 'shay dee' style devs: don't punch above your weight example background context welgestyle eurojank asset flipper reads like a southern californian pcp-fuelled laundry list of random play elements thrown together in an imaginative blender by the b52's with exactly the same kind of manic mismatched energy - matching beach towels broken air hoses boys in bikinis girls with surfboards giant clams potatoes fried in tanning butter etc. "let's rock!!" here however there are square jawed antiheros with sunglasses rollerskates and the worst possible trouser pattern design sentient helicopters cheetahs dogs on skateboards - a whole rainbow clad menagerie of store brought assets all to create a potential 'abstract encounter' - a garme so bad it's odd // republic of bob