# the young egg shen status: conceptual check out my six daemon bag contains earth wind fire and lightning also two immense friendly yet ferocious beasts under my command ready to protect the truth one pearlescent white the other onyx black all that good kinda taoist stuff whispering bamboo forests / evil cult bases full of deathtraps vertical logs reaching down into the infinite darkness wirework chi lasers and rainbow halos upon sword drawing all through dense supernatural fog as all seen in forthcoming classic internal kung fu vhs action movie the adventures of young egg shen opening scene voice over with mysterious chinese music ten thousand years ago like a strange dream. huge earthquakes turned the world upside down. back then humans were small and weak and many were killed. unnatural beings escaped from the deep earth to commit great offences against the gods. repulsive demons existing only to plague survivors. the evil wizard lo pan sought to live forever. a powerful creature of vast dark destructive magic ey gained control over the creatures and formed a mighty army of vicious beasts. the first sovereign emperor of china challenged lo pan and finally imposed upon ir a horrible curse of no flesh. yet ey lives on to this very day plotting mischief and misery from ir inverted purple black mountain fortress. ey has to be stopped or the new world cannot wheel and turn jack: how do you even know that stuff happened egg? egg: how do i know? ha i was there jack i was there.. the intro then starts to roll // republic of bob