# the modern titanic (movie) set on the 'royal seastar icon' the largest ship ever built after all the land disappeared (anthropogenic climate disaster) ten by two miles long and half a mile deep with 1000 decks a gas guzzling environment destroying labyrinthine monstrosity built for obnoxious never pleased mentally 12-year-old kidults and their vile offspring - all crawling with disease and dis-ease (fake smiles and plastic surgery all round) the rich passengers are on the top decks from above the ship looks like a toxic crayon factory exploded inside an insane clown's guts every form of vice available 24/7 including wild game hunting on closer examination however everything about it is always shoddy and in need of service offers 'hypertours' in which you get to live there from birth to death with zero privacy as everything is recorded and monitored around the clock by ai you are a member of staff trying to pay off your debts and are desperate to escape - and kill everyone on board ogp (on general principle) occasionally there are mass panic attacks / murder-cannibalism as the cruisers unconsciously realize the insanity of their situation and go batshit your plan involves luring a kraken to come destroy the ship but it fails think wall-e meets the hunger games set in charlie and the chocolate-dmt factory in hell times thx1138 at some point however a passing alien anthropologist discovers the ship and in a fit of disgust dimensionally sucks it into a black hole // republic of bob