# 70s parody dimestore novel covers status: underway covers so unique in ir garishness they warp local spacetime with ir awful kitsch artstyle one can only shudder when imagining the desiccated turgid purple prose lurking within starring characters so profoundly boring arbitrarily odd and circumscribed in ir demeanor and cosmic outlook one rapidly acquires second hand existential depression just from initial viewing you can almost smell the heavily oxidized dead plant smell of the yellowing slightly frayed pages as for those ugly-arts cover typeface choices yeesh how brilliantly realized why the 'near future retro 70s' looks back at such fossilized literary artifacts and says "no thanks you can keep 'em" ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-01.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-02.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-03.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-04.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-05.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-06.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-07.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-08.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-09.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-10.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-11.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-12.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-13.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-14.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-15.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-16.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-17.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-18.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-19.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-20.jpg|600]] ![[70s-parody-dimestore-novel-covers-robert-what-21.jpg|600]] // republic of bob